crunchy kids

So yes, it’s irreverent to swear, but you’ve seen all those videos and links to stuff that a random group of people says (Crunchy Moms being my personal fav). Well my own kids say insanely crazy things because they’re Catholic and heavily indoctrinated. We participated in the adopt-a-seminarian program with our archdiocesean seminary last year and LOVE our adopted son. He’s also a total hero in the household where my kids think everything church related is the best. Here we go: SweetPea, our precious 21 month old, who is a holy terror and has a fierce temper. : HAPPY NUN! HAPPY NUN! (upon seeing our pastor) : No! CHESUS MINE! (upon snatching our Jesus doll made by this awesome etsy artisan Saintly Silver) : Gwo ta it a da maaatin CHESUS Kyst s burrn (Go Tell it on the Mountain Jesus Christ is Born) : Chesus wuves me dis I know! NO! ME! (not her brother, apparently) SuperBoy, our three and a half year old who plays mass daily, and can turn any normal family event into a sing-at-the-top-o-your-lungs-in-latin-fest. : This is my thurible and I can swing it upside down for incencing. : In the New New Rite: I just say Corpus when I give you communion. : You’re not folding the chalice veil right AND YOU’RE NOT PUTTING IT IN THE BURSE RIGHT!!! : Where do we go potty in Heaven? Wherever we want? : When I’m in Heaven, I’ll be good, but not too good. : Santa came to…